| 009 | March 15, 1981 |
[15 Mar 2012 | 8:40pm] |
WARDED TO FAMILY AND FRIENDSIt has been exactly one month and Ophelia and I have managed to have a successful marriage so far. Barring the... stupid fights, but when it comes to us, I think there will always be stupid fights.
I could get used to being a married man. I really could.
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| 008 | February 14, 1981 |
[14 Feb 2012 | 10:25am] |
WARDED TO KETTERIDGES & BONESESI have some news.
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| 007 | February 06, 1981 |
[06 Feb 2012 | 7:15pm] |
WARDED TO FAMILY & FRIENDSDid anyone else miss the point of this, because you were too busy trying to decipher what the hell he is on about?
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| 006 | February 02, 1981 |
[02 Feb 2012 | 11:25am] |
WARDED TO SELFThirty six. Thirty six. Thirty SIX. Don't know if I should be surprised or not that mother hasn't hounded me today about how I've not married yet, but maybe she doesn't care anymore. She has grandchildren via Oscar. Should keep her happy. But nevertheless, didn't think I'd make it to thirty six without a proper family.
At least I've a live in girlfriend now. That's a step forward, isn't it?
Yeah, fuck. Happy fucking birthday, self.
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More Sensitivity Training to look forward to today. Brilliant.
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| 005 | January 29, 1981 |
[29 Jan 2012 | 1:49pm] |
WARDED TO OPHELIA DAWLISHYou haven't moved a centimeter since I last saw you and I'm almost worried that you're dead (except I'm sure you wouldn't be coughing every once in awhile if you were), so I wanted to check up.
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WARDED TO KETTERIDGESStill feel like shit, but soup sure tastes a lot better today than it did yesterday.
Anyway, just writing to make sure that you lot are all right. Victor, have you gotten in more trouble since the last broadcast?
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| 004 | January 23, 1981 |
[23 Jan 2012 | 5:44pm] |
WARDED TO VICTOR KETTERIDGEOphelia is going to try to set you up with one of her friends. Do you have a "type" or preference? I told her that any woman would suffice, but your input could be considered, I suppose.
And are you still torturing that contortionist?
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| 003 | January 19, 1981 |
[19 Jan 2012 | 10:38pm] |
Sometimes, I feel as though I should try and bake something. I get inspired and whatnot, but then I look in the pantry, think about the ingredients, and decide it'd be much easier (and tastier) to buy whatever I want.
And that is precisely how I ended up with this delicious treacle tart. I'm not even ashamed to say I ate more than half of it on my own. (Sorry, Ophelia.)
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| 002 | January 12, 1981 |
[12 Jan 2012 | 6:22pm] |
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WARDED TO OPHELIA DAWLISHEND WARDS
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| 001 | January 03, 1981 |
[03 Jan 2012 | 7:23pm] |
I should not have to remind media-types that there most-assuredly is a difference between inquiring and pestering. The latter seems to be the type of work that most journalists I've met seem to like, with the exception of you, Ashley. (Now stop whinging.) It isn't really fair to those Ministry employees who are hard at work all day to be ganged up on, as soon as they leave their offices, by reporters. I admire your work ethics, I really do, but do try to cool it down, won't you? Yes, you are looking for a story, but you won't find it by acting like pests.
WARDED TO OPHELIA DAWLISHYes, I'll be late tonight. Yes, you should go to bed. No, you should not wait up for me. Yes, I've eaten. No, you do not need to "whip up" something.
Tomorrow, on the other hand, prepare to be ravished.
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